The trip so far: Our apartment/building in Louisville, KY is the bee’s knees, its legs & its arms. Atlanta traffic is God awful, and I don’t even drive. But Conan is in town this week, so there were plenty of cool Conan related things. Cordele, GA has Bate’s Motel style motels. Nashville, TN looks cool from afar.

Tampa, FL has super hxc ghettos. Fort Meyers Beach, FL is the business. Miami is super duper dope. Especially since our hotel is right on the beach. Went to Key West earlier, that was Kool & The Gang as well. Now, back to our Miami hotel for the next two days. 

With that being said: I didn’t know you could bring random dogs in Miami Walgreens / go shirtless in just about any business. Also, I gave a Bud Light to a bobo (hobo), but he spoke no English and the gal with the dog translated that he roughly said, “How did you know I liked Buds?” He also didn’t know the concept of twist tops and a random elderly man had to translate, so I could show him how to easily open it with his hands. 

Anddd, finally in Key West Jena & I decided to give a few bones to some bobos (two gals & a man) with a funny sign saying they needed booze money. Well, these weren’t your run-of-the-mill drunks ‘cause they immediately snatched the dollars from our hands, pulling our hands & arms down with ‘em. Jena dropped some change and one of the gals went for it like crazy while the other two ripped up one of the dollar bills borderline fighting for it. Not our original plan/intentions.